Country Dictionary

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beacher

When a turd is so big that half of it is in the water and half of it is stuck out on the dry part of the toilet....like a beached whale.

Hey Jeremy come check out this fat beacher i just dropped in the toilet.

by Brent Mixon April 26, 2006

beacher

a teacher you hate they a bitch and a teacher they don't give a heck what your is goikg on but when they do they really overreact and be extra and shi

manny:my teacher is a tweak Mikey: it's a beacher y2k manny: ohhh yea ofc

by 7uliette_ April 03, 2019

Beacher

A name referring to people going to or near the beach for vacation. A tourist .

Towns near the beach are usually sparsely populated, but when summer comes around waves of beachers crowd the streets, shops, and beaches.

by I do stuff sometimes June 02, 2016

Beacher

A shit the size of a whale

Thats a beacher

by Luishater92 June 11, 2018

Pre beacher

A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.

Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.

by Rodkor July 03, 2012

Double Beacher

A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.

Man did I take a huge crap after that eating contest. It was a double beacher!

by beacherman July 30, 2009

Quadruple Beacher

Generally two pieces of shit that beach out of the toilet water four times. An example is two seperate shit pieces that cross and have four seperate ends that beach from the toilet water. Another possibility is a Triple Beacher or Double Beacher. All of these are usually followed by a distinctive amount of butt pain.

Mr. President, I just took the most amazing shit the other day! It was a true Quadruple Beacher.

by beacherman July 30, 2009