A fork of Rural Dictionary
Porno. Bean footage is simply video pornography.
I saw my ex on some internet bean footage.
The act of tongue lapping the clitoris
Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."
An exquisite maneuver consisting of a man releasing gases from his posterior onto his woman's face whilst simultaneously propelling his seed upon her bosom.
Last night I was Rollin' That Beautiful Bean Footage all over Natasha.
The act of tongue lapping the robot clitoris.
Hey guys, member tat tyme Eric wen to da barn and engaged in the act of "Roll that beautiful bean footage" on that suuuwwwieeeeeeee...?
An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.
Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*