A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beignets are a like doughnuts except fluffier and covered in powdered sugar. I'm not sure where they originated from, but they are very popular in Louisiana, New Orleans in particular.
Susie Q: Where can I get a good beignet? Jim Bob: OH, Cafe du Monde has the best beignets and coffee! Susie Q: So, they have those sweet pillowly sugary things! Jim Bob: Duh!
Only the most delicious, french, deep-fried doghnut you'll ever taste. Also comes coated in sugar. Its native habitat can be found in the jungles of New-Orleans.
1: Hey Bro, Wanna go get something to eat. 2: Sure bro, Café du Monde has some sweet-ass beignets. 1: What you think I'm made outa money?
A strange sexual technique in which the male first soaks his balls in water, then drops his balls in a bag of cocaine, until they are covered in cocaine powder. This then resembles a beignet. He then tea bags his mate, who then cleans his nuts of all cocaine.
Pablo's crackhead girlfriend was looking for a late night snack. Fortunately for her, Pablo was ready to treat her to a nice Colombian beignet.
When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.
Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian
When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.
Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian
A dog with a stupid ass name. Usually dyed in some way to make up for an entirely uninteresting personality.
Person 1: Beignet, stop biting my girlfriends leg! Beignet: Woof Person 1: Stupid dog :/