A fork of Rural Dictionary
A really weird looking beard = Beird. IE when a hipster really wants to grow a mad hipster beard and just cant, he ends up with a gnarly beird. Beird is weird, but still better than a molestache. Spencer Pratt's has a beird.
Jim: Have you seen dan's terrible attempt at facial hair? Carl: that shiz is a beird for sure.
The true spelling of the word 'beard.' Saying 'beard' is like saying the past tense of the word 'bear,' as in "Whoa! Yesterday, there was a BEARd." It's true. Sound it out: bee-ird. As in that furry thing hanging from your jaw.
Anna has a really full beird now, I wonder when she will shave it?