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a term that can be used with just about any phrase to add emphasis

I was shizzing last night and it burned the bejesus out of my ass. I had a nightmare that I saw Todd naked and it scared the bejesus out of me.

bejesus: be·je·sus Variant(s): also be·jee·zus /bi-'jE-z&s, -'jA-, -z&z/ Etymology: alteration of by Jesus Date: circa 1908 -- (interjection) used as a mild oath; -- (noun) runny poop

You scured the bejesus out of me.

(n) A substance found in the human body that determines how close one is to becoming Jesus.

The bear scared Bejesus out of us

1.Used in a phrase or an excalmation. 2. Can be shortened.

You scared the bejesus out of me! BEJESUS!!!! I beat the bejes (buh-hace) out of him.

a mythical character resembling Jesus that appears when smoking marijuana

Bejesus and I are going to eat some pizza.

1. A small fictitious organ, often visible, found in the left shoulder of immature humans (children and some adults). 2. An exclamation of surprise, likely when one has been scared or startled. Induced by the bejesus leaping out of the body and sometimes running away in fear.

John: Your bejesus is showing. Harold: Aw, crap - not again! Bob: You scared the bejesus out of me! Carl: It went over there.

the thing or state of being that we know and yet do not know, fear and yet do not fear.

I knew he wanted to slap the bejesus out of me for that comment, but I didn't care.