Country Dictionary

belphie

sleepy boi, belph-a-roo, belphine, belphegor, cow boy. belphie is the avatar of sloth, who also happens to be the cutest person in the whole galaxy

“belphie, wake up!”
“fuck off,”

belphieing

Acting as Belphie, no matter the way

“Charles is Belphieing”
“HE’S MURDERING SOMEONE???!!!”
“No chill he’s just being cute and is sleepy chARLES DON’T KILL THAT GIRL CHARLES—“

Belphieing

Acting as Belphie, in any sense

“Omg Charles is Belphieing”
“HE’S MURDERING SOMEONE????!!”
“No chill he’s just being so cute cHARLES STOP DONT KILL THAT GIRL CHARLEEEEEEEES—“