A fork of Rural Dictionary
The way the Swedish chief (from the Muppet show) would say the word "Banana". Part of a recipe that can be found in "de Cookin a-Book" called, "wid a bernerner we mekaaah... a bernerner flumberner wiz de hurpen a de chook'lit sausin"
Don't be a shlerpin oon de bernerner peelin, or else ye be a bumpin a de knoggin n'nd be a goin to der herspitle. Oooweeze be a takin der bernerner unda take' de peelin unde puttin er ooot! (fling) (que laughtrack)
A Bernerner Sperder is a tiny harmless spider from the eyes of a teenage girl.
Friend: AHHHHH A BERNERNER SPERDER!!!!
Me: it’s not gonna hurt you...