A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sloth and glutton who indulges in alcohol, food, and unemployment so profoundly, their only means of paying their body’s diabetes tax is with their extremities.
Did you hear about The Big Old Beuf? He drank alcohol and ate greasy chicken sleaze his entire life now him and his dick pig wife have diabetes type 2 and their legs are rotting off.
Friend: FUCKIN A MAAAAAAN, I AINT NO BOSS BEUF MAN. I AINT LOSING MY LEGS AND GETTING SUGAR FOOT MAAAAAAAAAAAN
An average white fat male who sits on the couch all day while his wife gets stuffed by bulls a beuf is also someone who nuts and kneels also is a sick dirty dog