A fork of Rural Dictionary
Imminently balding warlord. Leaves his charisma and rampant sexual desires locked behind closed doors, but hangs his big balls dangling out there for all to see. Mess him about, he'll kill you. But just as likely to go halfs with you on a ham and pineapple pizza.
Are they tight trousers or does he have bollocks like Big Al?
big ginger guy, hung like a horse, bangs like a jackhammer, loves dvda, and is famous for having a biswang on live tv!!
my god, i saw big al yesterday, man id luv to shag him!
aka ladies man, a guy who is extreamly fat and is a big hit with the ladies could be called a fag box.
see big al yesty he sure was in with the ladies.
The most sweet and caring gal you can ever meet. Don't let the nickname fool you, Big Al is indeed a female. She'll never have an ill intention towards you and will always accept and give hugs. Never ever dare to take her for granted. Trust that you are not dreaming and she is indeed very much real, even though she seems like something out of a dream or from out in the stars. Also bring some band-aids for her; she maybe a little wee bit clumsy, but that's alright because it's just as adorable as her.
Oh Big Al, never stop being amazing
6"5 Powerhousing madman with a mission.... no survivors, no remorse, 5 time gold medal olympian.
Big Al said to fire the laser before you fuck the shit
A nickname for anyone called Alan who emits large amounts of alpha chad energy non-stop. Big Al produces so much alpha chad energy that any female caught within a 10 meter radius will instantly undress. Big Al's usually grasp large amounts of power and are able to bend reality to their will. They are Gods disguised as humans.
Fletcher: Holy shit! There's a Big Al! Nick: Nah mate, don't fuck with him. His chad energy is too strong.