A fork of Rural Dictionary
A big (and chances are... ugly) fat guy who would probably cause a huge wake if he jumped into the pool. Started in oakville ontario.
girl: "eww that guy is such a big splash"
Synonym for douche (onomatopoeia).
(Douche walks by) Person 1: What a big splash.
1. I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead. A death note to all who live on this earth.