A fork of Rural Dictionary
Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.
Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike? Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.
When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about. And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.
Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy? Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow? Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right
deficating on someones head and then ejaculation onto the stool.
When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.
Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour? Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day. Coworker : I had one of those last week.