A fork of Rural Dictionary
The second city in Britain. Friendly, down-to-earth people. Not stuck up and shallow like cockneys and not got an inferiority complex like mancs. Probably the best place in Britain for a night out (from personal experience it is better than London, Gunchester and Nottingham). Definitely the best place to go shopping, Trafford center my arse! Has a massive stigma attached to it by ignorant people who mainly haven’t visited it or are stuck-up snobs. Balti capitol of Britain (unofficially since some council idiot forgot to enter the competition). One more thing, if mancs think of Greater Manchester as Manchester (because Manchester is woefully inadequate) then maybe Birmingham should be ‘greater Birmingham’ i.e. the West Midlands which is like 3 million people and wipes the floor with their poor excuse for a town? Nah, who cares, Birmingham is the centre of Britain in every respect.
Official Second city of the UK
I come from Birmingham the Official Second city of the UK
Where stuff is made. Birthplace of world industry, home of the British motor industry.
BMW engines, London taxis, Peugeots, Rovers, Jaguars, trains, Cadburys chocolate..etc..etc
Uncondition love that cannot be described in words. The best feeling on earth occurs when you get it.
My chic just painted me a birmingham, damn I love her!
My home town. Like every other UK city ive been to. its innerds are depressing and dead, filled with the rotting skeletons of its industrial past. The town centre has almost no character, if you dont count the gangs and homeless. Its suburbs have some nice parts, but mostly not so nice parts. And you only have to walk 10 minutes before you hit another councel estate, with burnt out cars, scallys and shopping trolleys. It may be extremely multi cultured, but if you ask me, theres alot of ratial tension in the air.I dont consider myself racsist, but when you've been mugged 3 times, each time by a different gang of black youths, you have to ask yourself wether its a co-incidence you're white.
Birmingham does some nice currys Birmingham is dead, like the rest of inner city UK. Solihull is going the same way.
large british city that is a bit like a bath that's just been vacated by a rugby team... ie. there's scum around the outside and fuck all in the middle.
"i don't want to go to birmingham, it smells of wee"
"I just woke up in a fucking steamy mood yeah, cause I live in a shithole, dummy. Birmingham is a fucking shithole. I hate the fucking place. I fucking hate it. Its full of dickheads, and I fucking hate it." Said Thomas, after having too much pints.