A fork of Rural Dictionary
An emotional cry which can signal distress or outrage. It has started to become a widespread inside-joke among Pennsylvania college campuses, although the cause of it is undetermined.
"Ah bladen! I failed my test."
"I heard Sydney dumped you for your best friend."
"Blaaaadeeeeen!"
A large warlus like creature with small satchels that look like chins, but are infact bags of steroids. Competes nationally as a bodybuilder and is sponsored by taco bell
noob: hey guys Im trying to gain weight
Bladen: SHUT UP AND EAT TACO BELL YOU SWOLE 150 POUNDER NOOB
noob: um ok...
Bladen: brb, competin' nationally
Bladen is a pretty cool kid but brags alot and thinks he's better than everyone else. He isn't a very handsome or attractive guy but is nice. He is not the smartest but is very soft inside.
Bladen bot another lacrosse stick.
Fox hunter, mason hunter, awesome extraordinaire.
Bladen day is the fucking mad notes.
A bozo.
Jason: "Hey is that Bladen Rodriguez?"
Other Jason: "Yeah, what a bozo."