A fork of Rural Dictionary
one who is addicted to facebook, and spends close to 25 percent of their day on the website; they meet, creep, and stock people on facebook through pitures, wall postings, and the person's current status. This person has a new profile pic after every social function. They tend to get no homework done due to this website. If the only reason you have a internet subscription to your phone is fcor facebook, you fit this definition.
Erica is a total Bleeker. Logan and Alyssa are addicted to bleeking.
Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera. Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts. Eats hot pockets for breakfast. Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.
Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father? Juno: Paulie Bleeker. Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him. Leah: I know, right?!?
When you eat tic tacs right out of the container like Paulie Bleeker from the movie Juno.
"I just Paulie Bleekered too many minty tic tacs, but I dont wanna spit them out and waste them."
ej's response to B-words who are just making sounds come out of their mouf that have nothing to do with what they are really talking about or getting at... sort of like a mocking a FEM-BOT
her: so... like, wait... what are? i dunno if we can go... can you get me that jacket when you are rich and fame-? me: (rudely interrupting) BLEEKER BLOCKER BREEKER BRAKOR BLEEKER!!! her: what does that mean? you should put that on URBAN DICTIONARY