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blo-j

when a girl give you a blow job with a mouth full of Oj "orange juice".

Betty gave me the best blo-j of my life it was so wet and awsome my junk was so clean afterwards i had to practically pry her from my junk... plus it smelt like sunny-d for a week fo sho...

by Tuffy mc fluffy March 01, 2008

blo-j

When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!

Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.

by Cummy worm November 29, 2010

Blo-J Simpson

When a man is receiving head, right before ejaculating, he grabs the closest object and stabs the woman with it.

Dude i totally did a "Blo-J Simpson" last night

by J-Stoned69 February 06, 2011

J-blo

A J-blo is a form of masturbation where a man or woman contorts their body in the shape of a "J" so as to give oral pleasure to their penis and/or vagina.

I was tired of jerking it so I decided to j-blo myself.

by The Muffdiver April 11, 2005

J-Blo

j-blo
{jay-blow}

noun

A kind and hard-working individual who works for somewhere between 10-20 new employers annually.

A J-Blo is hell-bent on improving their salary perhaps to the detriment of their résumé.

"I swear that man is never happy with his income. He's a real j-blo"