A fork of Rural Dictionary
why are there blond jokes? to make brunettes feel better!
at least your mom thinks your pretty. oh, blonde jokes
A joke told by someone who is only making fun of blondes because blondes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than they'll ever be. And no I'm not a blonde.
black-haired person: How many blondes would it take to fill the brains of one chipmunk? More than the amount of blondes in the universe! brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes. black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry. brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization. black-haired person: Good idea. The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.
Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )
Example of dumb blonde joke: Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one! OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?
Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.