Country Dictionary

Bloodless Day

A happy day when there is no bleeding from anal fissures or busted hemorrhoids when pooping; when no blood is seen on the toilet paper when wiping your ass

I pooped 4 times today and didnt see any blood! I'm so glad to finally have a bloodless day!!

Bloodless

I mean, apparently it won't be.

Hym "Apparently it WON'T be bloodless! It'll just be ear blood everywhere apparently. Heheheh."