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blowhorn

a person who boasts; braggart. From blow one's own horn (to boast).

She is a blowhorn. She always splashes money to show that she is rich.

by uttam maharjan April 02, 2012

blowhorn

the sound a fart makes when it’s wer and you’re sitting down

wtf dude! that sounded like a blowhorn

by fucker#23 February 04, 2018

a blue blowhorn

(noun) a horny person who can't get any

what a blue blowhorn; he's way too horny, which is probably why he never gets any. sad.

by chewlo March 04, 2006

cali blowhorn

when you fart in a persons mouth and then they blow it back in your face.

so I was with jenny last night and she gave me a cali blowhorn

by leslie smith January 17, 2007

auditory blowhorn

In a threeway scenario when both men are ready to sploosh, release your "secret sauce" into either ear, then have the women(or man) plug there nose and blow it out their ears, for extra fun have a post intercourse yodeling session.

I saw an auditory blowhorn in the subway yesterday, it got all over my antique silverware collection!! RATS!!

by twistedlicorice November 13, 2014

french blowhorn

When she burps into your butthole

"Yea dude, this girl Erin really gave me a wicked French Blowhorn last night. I blew at least 3 feet across the room."

by YungHotDawgWater January 08, 2017