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Pootie and the Blow Shits

A 90's alternative rock band led by frontman Darius Rucker characterized by songs that all sound exactly the same with no discernible words, vowel sounds and guttural noises.

"You catch that Pootie and the Blow Shits concert last night? I fucking love that A-E-I-O-U song!" "Fuck no, I was too busy drinking cough syrup at the Pottery Barn!"

by Hit you with a brick April 29, 2019

Blowing Shit Up

Used to describe a night out either before going out or the morning after, usually when events of great hilarity are anticipated or have occured. Not to be confused with setting off explosives.

Male 1 - Hey bro, you coming out tonight? Male 2 - Nah man. I've got no money. Male 1 - Well I've got a whole bottle of vodka so I'm pretty sure I'll be blowing shit up tonight. Male 2 - Fuck it, I'll be 10 minutes. Male 1 - Rough night last night. Male 2 - Yeah man, I feel like dick. Male 1 - Do you remember getting naked and trying to take a shit on a roundabout? Male 2 - Shit man, I have no idea. Really? Male 1 - Yeah, I took a photo. We really blew shit up last night. Male 2 - Awesome. Where did all these roadsigns come from?

by Rossoun April 16, 2010

Blowing my shit

It Means you erking like someone is doing something that's making them mad or look at you like defuq?

Ahaaaa you ugly assel in that picture!! Gtfoh you really Blowing my shit like bye.

by PrincessNena👑 April 25, 2015

Blowing Wet Shit

See also Blowing Mud; but pretty self-explanatory

Blowing wet shit, or grotesque farts that cause one to require a change of shorts, walk with legs spread apart; often caused by consuming large amounts of fast food or other forms of hot grease

by Dungah December 09, 2008

Shit Blow

Is when you men to do a big fart and shit blows out your butt and seeps through your boxers and stains your paints

In school at the lunch line the mother fucker in front of me ,Shit Blow,ed and it got all over my shoe. OR My dog "Shit Blow" and got on my C19

by JLKKLJJLK May 30, 2010

blow this shit house

To leave a building where no good crap is going. To be over and done with it.

Schools over. Lets blow this shit house!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009