A fork of Rural Dictionary
Don't have sex or you'll die Don't drink or you'll die The menstrual cycle is when a female is at her bitchiest STDs are gifts that just keep on giving Pregnancy occurs when a boy and a girl have sex Puberty is just a 6-10 year long nuisance, where boys grow pubes on random parts of their bodies, and where girls "sprout" boobs and get their periods. Menopause is when a woman transforms into something beyond my reach.
This is why health class is so self-explanatory!