A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is one of more of the following: fat, ridiculous, rude, big, toadish, grumpy, ill-mannered, rude, a stick in the mud, always in the way Just picture a fat grumpy old woman with a huge rear end who is frowning awfully at you from across the room, while wearing a housedress as big as a house, with her hair going every which way, and either glasses or warts or too much makeup, or all three.
That blump sat there like a toad all day and watched us and wouldn't even get out of the way when we asked her nicely to move!
1. the bowel movement you have not long after devouring a Blimpie submarine sandwich with the works, invented on a buy one get one night in The BronxNYC
King: my boy in castle hill hooks up mos mayo, oil, chz all that shit Mondays...its worth the Tuesday morning blump Player King: bet