A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. the act of orally stimulating one's own penis while discharging excrement from the anus.
Overjoyed at reading the latest Urban Dictionary entries, Satan and Hitler took a break from their rusty trombone to celebrate with a few solo blumpkeronis.
Giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. A cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (If your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.
Nothing like a blumpkeroni to take the edge off.