A fork of Rural Dictionary
Our lord and savior. We must praise him with all of our art and lives.
Someone: who's bob ross? Me: our g o d
if you dont know who this is u must have been living under a rock
reeeeeeee bob ross
1- non-hetero hack painter with a white-guy afro. 2- anyone who buck's up and goes through life happy despite the fact that everything around them is shit (like being a non-hetero hack painter with an afro, for example).
"hey timmy, you look down. you okay, girl?" "yeah, i hooked up with this dude from my youth group last night. he was tossing my salad and i accidentally shit on him." "yikes!" "yeah, my life is shit but i'm gonna bob ross it anyway." "way to think happy thoughts, timmy."
Bob Ross: Let's paint a happy little tree. Me: Okay. Bob Ross: let's get more sap pthalo green and paint another tree because everyone needs a friend. Me: **Holds Back Tears** Okay.
The greatest man ever to live. Never made a mistake only made happy accidents. Loved Happy Little Trees and Happy Little Clouds, son was just as good at painting as him but just did not have the soft voice that tickles all our buttholes, may he rest in power as the greatest human ever to live
Did you the the Bob Ross video? He is so amazing