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bonzai

A really tiny type of tree that comes from Japan. They're so small that you won't believe it's really a tree.

Oh! I need to water my bonzai now.

by coryk July 13, 2006

bonzai

v. To go bonzai: Eat a large quantity of psilocybe mushrooms and trip extremely hard for an extended period of time.

Let's get a half-O of shrooms and go bonzai!

by SkiBall January 02, 2006

bonzai

Believed by many to be the greatest adjective in existence. It has been described by linguists and etymologists as "aestethically pleasing" and "beautiful" as well as being the most highly evolved word in the English language. Recent evidence shows that the word derived from the sitcom Bonanza, which apparently sucked, unlike the word it begot.

The Spanish for bonzai is "bonzo" and the French is "bongay"

by plumpkin October 01, 2005

bonzai

something miniscule, and, in so, incredibly cute

omg, that baby elephant is so bonzai

by Markian May 10, 2005

bonzai

When you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your ass while yelling, BONZAI!!!

Harlan and I Bonzaid Raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces. Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.

by Connor G August 02, 2006

bonzai

the word chinese people or asian in general say before they sumo wrestle

sumo wrestlers ready? *in a fat tone* yes BONZAI!!

by 20grand November 02, 2007

Bonzai

an epic battle cry

as the soldiers ran towards the enemy the shouted "BONZAI"

by WeNeedTheOil May 18, 2016