A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed
Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.
the minimally satisfying culmination of a lackluster sexual encounter
Ok, this is going nowhere, and I have to work in the morning. Time to boregasm and get the hell out of here.
When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.
I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...
noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed
Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.
(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj.
"Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm."
"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way."
"I had the most boregastic time at that party"
1. an intense culmination of profound or protracted tedium.
2. an orgasm induced by and occurring simultaneously with a yawn; a known side effect of some hormone-altering medications.
1. Besides those fresh safety videos, the flight home was a real boregasm.
2. <yawn> Oh goodness, I believe I just boregasmed--must be the meds.