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bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Arsenal FC because they have bottled top 4 and the Europa League. Haha They are so shit. Come on Chelsea #COYB

Phil: You gonna watch any footy this week? Steve: Yeah, gonna watch the bottlejobs lose the Europa League final and top 4.

by ChelseaFan4Ever May 31, 2019

Bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Tottenham Hotspur because they seem to bottle (lose) every match they play or any competition they compete in. They have not won a trophy since 2008.

Jeff: "You watching any footy this weekend?" Phil: "Yeah going to watch the bottlejobs take on Burnley"

by mikewhite February 08, 2019

bottlejob

Someone who constantly pulls out of events in particular sporting activity with use of various excuses.

Gary's such a bottlejob....he's going to Torbay instead of playing the Bearsharks. Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!

by Bearsharks October 22, 2006

Bottlejob

The definition of a bottlejob is Alex Pearson because he bottles every situation, in the syob ad xbox. He bottles every situation

Isaac: what did you say about me? Alex: 'Leaves party' what a bottlejob

by DENDOGASAUROUSSS June 23, 2020

Bottlejobs

An individual or group who consistently collapse under pressure or blow leads.

"Arsenal were top of the Premier League for a record amount of time before not winning it, what a bunch of bottlejobs."

by Emmanuel AdebayorOG May 14, 2023

Bottlejob

Someone who constantly backs out of events at the last second or with little to no real excuse. Someone like Ryan Hissey.

He's being a Bottlejob, almost as if he was Ryan Hissey

by etre4tyry July 01, 2014

bottlejob

somebody who says i will do that then makes up excuses to get out of it

me; you coming to the most awesome offroad site in the uk bottlejob; yeah deffo im up for that me; night before you still coming tomorrow bottlejob; its playing up going to try fix it later shame i already new he had planned a day out with the mrs what a BOTTLEJOB

by mr bottlejob thornton September 25, 2010