A fork of Rural Dictionary
the perfect boyfriend. one that will tell you sweet things, kiss you in the rain, play with you in the snow. one that knows your beautiful and isn't afraid to tell you. the kind of boy any girl would want.
girl 1: i just got a braden for christmas! girl 2: i hate you thats what i wanted!
badass dude always having fun,doesn't care what people think about him,normally drunk,but still the responsible one an the girls are always with him
horny goose during mating season
The braden said "HONK HONK Amber DO ME NOW i want in yo panties"
tall ass fucking nerd who is really cute
"you're such a braden" "i know i'm such a fucking nerd"
braden is so cute and handsome. you will never meet some guy like braden that is so heartwarming and doesn't care about anyone else's opinions about you. if he is your boyfriend, he will be the best human in the world, his cuddles are so warm and he makes you feel like a queen and treats you so good and compliments you everyday and is not that clingy but to the point that is okay, if you meet a braden, he will change your life and make it better.
girl- "who's the new kid, he is so cute and i wanna be his girlfriend" other girl- " his name is braden but he has a girlfriend already and i'm jealous"
if you know a braden you must have petty theft on your record. and hate white bitches because they are fake as fuck. bradens are caucasion some might think that means white but to bradens that shit is different.
bradens hate fat motherfuckers that are just trynna get some grub.