A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone with fancy ears who cries fancy tears, who is usually employed by some particular pasta restaurant. due to his fancy ways, he is confined to the kitchen area as he is hungover 75% of the time, all the time.
man, jeff totally braeden-ed it up last night.
braeden- typically a guy with a boyish prick. usually about 4 feet tall, and is known to be a hobbit. he's a complete asshole to others to make up for his little size. girls named ashley likes to shit on his life. did i mention he has a small weiner? i hope your reading this, braeden. you piece of shit. (: oh, and by the way..he has a really ugly car.
ashley: god, i hate braeden. he's such a dick! audra: maybe he's being a big dick to make up the size of his little one. audra and ashley: AHAHA. .... audra: i want some Arbys.
a total d-bag constantly doing dumb inappropriate things they are usually a male with an attention slut problem they think very highly of themselves and want to do anything that walks
girl#1:can u belive that guy? girl#2:no, he was such an idiot he was hitting on every girl there. girl#1:ya he sure thought he was hot shit. girl#2:god, what a braeden!
This is the type of guy that is extremely guarded. He shuts himself off from people and builds emotional walls almost as a coping mechanism. If you're lucky enough to find a braeden and keep him, he's gonna be someone you never wanna lose. He's very funny and good at making almost anyone laugh. In fact, entertaining people is something he really enjoys. He's caring, hilarious, and very handsome but it's rare that he'd admit those things. Being PC isn't exactly his strong suit but he tries his best when it means something to the people he's close to. When it's something he enjoys, he becomes very driven. If he knows how to help, he'll try anyway he can and will make time for you, even if that means him losing sleep. Braeden maybe a stubborn, closed off loon but he's one of the best people you'll have the privilege of knowing.