A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Bro-ner is when you get an involuntary erection from doing something testosterone fueled and hella not gay with the bros. Popping a Bro-ner around bros is quite acceptable, and they will probably call you a "stud" and ask if you want to hit the gym or chug a fifth of Jaeger.
"Me and the bros were watching 300/ latest UFC fight last night and it was so sick, I totally got a Bro-ner."
"Dude, Mike put up 250 on the bench last night. I so got a Bro-ner"
"Poppin' collars, poppin' Bro-ners"
An erection of the penis, caused by a bro's amazing bro-ness-ocity.
Bro 1: I slapped that bitch for you.
Bro 2: Dude, you just gave me a bro-ner.
(n.) The theoretical erection (boner) "Bros" get for each other when one does something "bro" that makes people suspect bros struggle with suppressed homosexuality.
1. Yo bro, I'm totally digging the way you wear that collared shirt. You're giving me such a bro-ner.
2. The smell of phoenix scented axe always gives me a raging bro-ner.
n: A figurative erection one gets from spending time with their good friend(s). Usually a sign of great respect and admiration. What makes a bro-ner different from a boner is that there is no limit to the size of a bro-ner. Bro-ners can increase with time (see example 2) and may never leave, even after the bro is gone.
A bro-ner can exist among females, but mostly exists within guy-to-guy or guy-to-girl relationships.
1. After spending several lunches together, Justin realized he had a bro-ner for Gabby, and that they weren't so different, after all.
2. Gabby's bro-ner for Spencer had been there since first grade when they met. It increased when they realized they had the same birthday.
1. A LeBron James fan that rides his d!#k to the point of arousal.
2. Believes that there was no other player, EVER, to play on the NBA before he was drafted.
3. Most likely never watched the Heat play until LeBron moved there.
4. Outside of Miami, usually sitting at a bar, in their LeBron jersey.... alone.
1. Did you see the game last night, oooh LeBron went sooo hard!", "Watching the game last night gave me a massive LeBroner."
2. "LeBron is the GREATEST player, EVER, to player in the whole galaxy.... EVER!!!"
3. "Man, I've been a Heat fan since.... uhh... forever"
4. "Why's that LeBroner /le-bro-ner/ just sitting there by himself"