Country Dictionary

To spill food or drink on yourself, leaving an unsightly stain which must be born in shame for the rest of the work day.

Irene: "You bronged yourself."
Dave: "I knew chocolate ice cream was a bad idea with a white shirt."

Michelle: "Aw man! I just bronged sauce on my new sweater!"

A meaningless verb that can be used in place on any other verb.

"Hey, bro! Ya wanna brong???"
"Totally, dude! I'm always up for a brong!"

a brong is a bra and a thong

I really need to go brong shopping at Victoria's Secret.

A word used in the place of words such as "bro" "bre" "man" or "dude," just to mix sayings up a little.

Shit brong, I totally hate saying man and dude after sayings. Brong is totally fucken bronging freestyle, brong.

When your bra is too tight and it gets stuck in a fat roll..The wide band of the bra rolls up to a thong shape....

I have to get my brong off, it is cutting off my circulation.

A Caucasian Heterosexual, Macho Man.

How 'Brong' of you dear

when your best friends suddenly turn on you and declared that they have always hated you, were just using you for your connections and hospitality, and steal your anime.

That evil midget bronged me!