Country Dictionary

not awesome, lame

George Bush is bumpy.

A girl with a nice ass and titties, and/or is voluptuous.

Guy 1: "Damn, that bitch is fine! Look at dem ass and titties." Guy 2: "Yea man, that bitch is bumpy!!"

Seagrams Extra Dry Gin..... called bumpy for its bumpy exterior texture.

Me and lil hardknock got fucked up last night off that bumpy and orange juice.

Sora’s adorable Meow Wow in Dream Drop Distance. It’s his actual name and this is *crucial*.

I really want a Bumpis keychain

when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all

I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator.

n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle.

Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto.

a fresh ass vape pod or actual weed (not wax pen)

1: aye lemme hit the suorin. its good, this pod is faaatttt bumpis. 2: aye lemme hit the wax pen. its dry. all we have is a pipe and some bumpis.