A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that attention-seeking children write as they desperately seek a feeling of self-worth for being the first to comment on a youtube video.
First! First like and comment 1st
The transition catch phrase of Big Brother Chenbot.
"Who will be evicted tonight? But first! Mike Boogie is creepy." "But first!"
Used by the very first commenter on a blog or forum to show they beat everyone else to comment first
1st Commenter: "FIRST!" 2nd Commenter: "Omg you are so lame no one cares if you are first congrats on your non-prize winning first comment."
Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.
I'm a loser for achieving firstness.
What the first 100 comments say in every YouTube video since like 2020
Markiplier uploads a video 9 yr old: First 10 yr old: FIRST!! etc
The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to "second!" or "third!"
Blogger17: Long, thoughtful post about something important obnoxiousname666: first! annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place