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Babe, are you buyin'? I can't buy, I'm too drunk. I've been shopping a lot but I've never bought anything.
1.> To refrain from doing something that you want to do, and in return being forced into something else by your wife or girlfriend, which completely sucks. 2.> To refrain from doing something because you are a complete pussy and knowingly admit it. Origin: When little dogs are purchased by women and completely take away any remaining dignity from their husband or boyfriend.
Jim: Are you coming to the bar tonight? Mike: Nope, I'm "buyin' the dog" tonight, Jessica got tickets to see Beauty and the Beast on ice. Jim: Dude, you suck.