A fork of Rural Dictionary
Centipoise - a measurement of viscosity. Substance is tested with a viscometer.
Lab Rat #1: Damn shit bollocks!! This viscosity is way too high!!
Lab Rat #2: Who gives a fuck?
John: Hey drake do you like cp
Drake: yeah why?
John: You wanna play I got a new hat for my penguin
Drake: oh, club penguin, no i dont play it.
A: Dude don't tell anyone, i bought cp today.
B: Dude sick! I love cheese pizza!
Is an acronym for child porn.
Gary Glitter was arrested for possession of cp.
Competitive programming (solving algorithmic problems using code in a timed competition)
- A: Hey. Do you love cp?
= B: By cp you mean child porn or competitive programming.
FBI Agent: Dafuq.
- A: Jesus. Competitive programming.
= B: Yeah I do love cp.
Martha: Hi, wanna play watch some cp?
Matt: Hell yea i do! What about we're gonna hop into a private cp server instead?