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A very smelly person, usually associated with an STD, such as crabs, the clap, or perhaps the ninja. As seen in The Pirates of the Carribean- At Worlds End. Can be found in China or Mexico and usually has many prostitution clients. Many can be found crusing the town in their Ford Escapes of Chevy Tahoes. Beware, they dont bathe often.
"Did you see that Calypso?" -Mail Man "Why yes i did, But i dont want to mess with that"
A sea nymph from Greek Mythology; who's father was the titan Atlas. Calypso was imprisoned on an island for supporting her father, a titan during the war between the Olympians and Titans.
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The personification of cool. Calypso combines the words cool and sweet into a ice cold treat!
That tune is Calypso! you are looking mighty Calypso today
A pretty, blonde girl. She is smart and funny but occasionally doesn't think before talking. She is a serial dater and has amazing loyal friends. You can either love her or hate her.
Girl 1: OMG, did you just hear what Calypso just said? Girl 2: She appears to be suffering from a bit of foot-in-mouth syndrome. Girl 1: Oh well, at least she always makes up for it.
Drop dead gorgeous with a huge ass and wild heart. Looks mean but is actually a sweet heart. Always the center of attention, a Calypso is easy to love, every guy wants her & every girl wants to be her. Never quick to judge and knows how to have a good time. Doesn't settle easily. Has the looks of a goddess. One in a million type of girl .
Jake: "dude that girl is smokin hot, watch me get her number" Brad: "Oh that's Calypso, keep dreaming bro, everyone wants her!" Jake: "true *sigh*"