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campbellence

(n) failure to satisfactorily complete a task due to a lack of knowledge or skill.

it was easy to tell he hadn't played tennis due to his campbellence with the raquet. the boy who sunk to the bottom of the pool is a very campbellent swimmer. i knew she was a virgin due to her campbellence in the bedroom

by thatermon August 19, 2006

Campbelling

when your man piece slithers its way through the slits in your boxers or underwear and pokes its head out the other end.

Brian became uncomfortable while playing baseball due to his excessive Campbelling

by Storm Shadow August 26, 2015

Campbell

He doesn't need the soup to be hot, the soup needs him to be hot. Greatest man to ever live, will knock u out like a carolina reaper and is secretly plotting to be the next Floyd Mayweather.

Man 1: Yo bro that's so spicy, what is it on the Scoville Scale? Man 2: It's a Campbell, it makes it's own scale

by n1cky g May 17, 2021

The Campbell

You pipe a stoner’s girlfriend after losing a sports game

Yeah we lost the championship but I pulled of the Campbell

by Biggggtittygothgf69 March 06, 2019

campbellism

The art of using twenty words where two will do.

"It would be most appreciated if you could combine your enjoyment of fornication for pleasurable self gratification with your abilities to relocate yourself to a position outside of our current locale, with a view to us refraining from further direct contact." is a campbellism for fuck off

by jugman21 February 08, 2010

campbell

a way of saying a guy or girl is a totally hottie. taken from Campbell's soup, meaning: umm,umm good!

That boy over there is a real Campbell, he is umm,umm,good!

by kielyn December 30, 2005

Campbell

One of the most pretty girls, she is funny and out of everybody's league. If you get to know her she is very smart and super fun to be around, moments you get to spend with her are the best and you hope you can make more, and one day maybe get the guts to ask her out.

That girl is such a Campbell she is a 10 The most popular girl in the school is always a Campbell

by Bushdid9/11....... February 16, 2019