A fork of Rural Dictionary
The new fad of microbreweries canning their beer. Many breweries in Colorado are canning top-notch ales. This growingpopular trend has been followed by other breweries in an epic proportion -or- epidemic.
- Wow peeps are on the canning bandwagon, one more is doing it too. - Yeah, it's a candemic
Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.
I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!