A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person 1: WAIT DAD NO Spiderman 2099: bro its a canon event
The definition comes from the movie (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse) it is an inevitable event or action good or bad that is supposed to happen that results your future self.
for example a Canon event can be the the time where peter parker became Spider-man because he got bit by a mutated spider and that his uncle got murdered by a burglar which in result made him want to do justice and become a superhero
An event in someone's life that must happen, in order to keep the balance of the multiverse and a development in their storyline. If you happen to change or distrupt it, the multiverse will collapse.
"Hey, i saw Jhon's girl with another man! should we tell him?" "Nah man, it's his canon event!"
An event everyone must go through to keep the universe intact. Typically this event has effects on character development
“Bro fumbling that girl was a canon event”
Event: Someone must get folded, for Spiderman to be molded
Do not break the canon event, Miles! - Miguel O'Hara
a canon event is something that’s supposed to happen across the multiverse to add development in the persons life(happens to all the same people in different ways but still the same outcome)
did you see what happened to peter losing his uncle ben (someone important to him) everyone else has lost uncle ben too if it wasn’t for him none of us would be here.it’s a canon event it needs to happen so we can all function.
It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.
"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!" "Nah bro it was a canon event."