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capstone

A paper assigned in Modern World Fiction class that is about 8-9 pages in length that requires students to write about a bunch of crap that women discuss in their free time. We're supposed to fill 8-9 pages with our thoughts about our experiences and whatnot but its really quite pointless and cuts into one's masturbation and quadmate torturing time. Most people get stuck at the 1.5 pages mark and cannot continue to write due to their sudden development of chlamydia.

Mike: this capstone paper sucks Teddy: word

by mike xie December 09, 2006

capstone

A piece of shit project created to torture children into graduating.

That fucking capstone project made me die inside...

by Legs McCool May 31, 2006

Capstone

A torturous heart-aching program created by the devils themselves, The College Board. The College Board are a bunch of saggy old people thinking of ways to ruin the lives of thousands of teens all around the world. Capstone isn't as heartwarming as a literal stone with a cap, it is as stressful as being a democrat in the Trump States.

Jerome contracted AIDS, HIV, and Down Syndrome due to the constant rape by AP Capstone

by PissedOffCapstoner November 23, 2016

Capstone

It is a assignment that tortures you from the fucking beginning and you can’t escape it. This follows you from the end of time and it’s a bitch to do.

Capstone is a son of a bitch

by DC Samuel February 05, 2018

Capstone

A fucking stupid project that high schools love to give out to torture spoiled teenagers. Well, you also have to do this shit in some high academic colleges too.

Pen kid: Hey man let's chill for the next couple months together. PV kid: Nah, I have to do this fucking Capstone Project which instead wastes time and takes several months to finish.

by AdomC March 06, 2015

Capstone

To hit a man on the top of the balls while he is masturbating, causing sperm to go back down the tunnel funnel.

Chad was yanking in my room, so I capstoned him.

by Juggalos are all fat June 05, 2010

Capstone

A college class/project where you apply what you've learned over the course of your under-graduate experience with a large emphasis on team-work and leadership. A project riddled with procrastination and all-nighter's near deadlines to get good grades that are easily accessible. Also some bullshit where you have to carry the team -- full of graduating seniors with jobs already lined up -- if you care about your GPA.

You done any capstone work since the mid-term report? Nah man, shit ain't due for another week.

by petey pablo99 December 03, 2018