Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

carnation

Flower of choice for when you're high stepping out the door.

Bye bye. Darn -- where's my carnation?

by youthoughtyouknewme January 13, 2010

Carnation

the cheaper, overlooked cousin to the Rose; its colors play a large role in its meaning; also known as "the common man's rose"

"What the hell, man...I said ROSES you idiot!" "Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?" "What do you think! Those are carnations!"

by Xelan Ikase February 16, 2013

Carnation

A word used to embarrass my friend

What in carnation🤔

by Pioneer valley February 17, 2018

Protein Carnation

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

by Ocram April 28, 2003

Green Carnation

An amazing "doom metal" band brought together in 1990 as a death metal band by tchort (Terje Vik Schei)(Emperor, Satyricon, Einherjer and Carpathian Forest) Because of his part in Emperor it disbanded. Later reunited in 1998. There album "light of day, day of darkness" is one of the most ambitious album projects of its time, if not ever.

"A vision, a call In times before my fall In life before I became I dreamed I was insane"

by AlphaOmegaCFH December 12, 2003

red carnations

flowers which symbolize love and affection

I bought you red carnations because I love you a lot!

by e.m.m.a.v. August 31, 2021

What in Carnation

A NASCAR meme god, Comment king. *stone head intensifies*

"Here before What in Carnation" is a common phrase in the comment section for NASCAR YouTube videos.

by elm333331 July 23, 2019