Country Dictionary

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catdog

CATDOG...the coldest tv show ever i mean damn yo he was my hero he was the coolest but cat was a abitch as trick cause he nwas mean 2 dog nd ate the fish dog had CATDOG should b every1's hero

catdog is the coldest ever dont ever disrespect him

by Shizz Matic September 04, 2006

catdog

To simultaneously vomit and shit. (definition comes from the tendency of cats to puke everywhere and dogs to shit everywhere. Usually a condition of extreme inebriation).

I was so drunk, that when I stepped in the bathroom I began to catdog all over the place.

by Ron Ketner February 27, 2007

catdog

can't tell if its a man or woman... meow-woof what the fuck!!!

god damn catdog

by adam smigiera August 11, 2003

catdog

The biggest piece of shit television cartoon that ever existed about a creature that's half dog and half cat. The father (dog) wanted a dog, and the mother (cat) wanted a cat...as if it's hard to figure to have fucking twins. The "humor" is totally dark, negative, and have no funny qualitites whatsoever.

Catdog is one of the biggest pieces of shit to ever exist on television.

by Zeeky H. Bomb April 04, 2005

catdog

a woman who looks so ugly that you would think it is a man.

What an ugly catdog!

by Jabu May 12, 2003

catdog

big dog/cat with a fat ass and a big cunt that it derrinks from it hitss it's breast and cups his hand under it and drinks the milk that tastes like urine

catdog drinks yummy urine

by Tweek February 25, 2005

catdog

when someone is standing,kneeling,bent over with their legs spread open you move your hand in between their legs and pull up getting their privates in your hand, if you successfully catdog them you would then say something like "fucking walk" and make them walk before they let go or lift them up in the air which is very painful and one of the worst feelings ever

John talking to Magnum: smells like vagina Derek walks up to magnum and catdogs him: FUCKING WALK BITCH!!!

by Seanual Adams July 11, 2008