A fork of Rural Dictionary
Canada's most infamous export. Now in Vegas where she belongs. We don't want her back.
Las Vegas is 100% fake, so Celine Dion will fit in perfectly.
A very intelligent woman.
"So Ken, I hear Celine Dion is a very intelligent woman.."
Probably the best music artist ever to grace the stage. Can sing incredibly and hit notes that other 'stars' could only dream of hitting. Those who slate her wouldn't know talent if it slapped them in their arrogant faces. Long may she reign.
Who's that woman who was awarded biggest selling female artist ever? Oh, celine dion?
The source of all that is evil in the world. Creator of tastelessness and fakeness. Earns money by shrieking into a microphone and have senseless cuntmonkeys buy the recordings. All female artists who claim to be divas are totally owned by this egg laying mother alien diva.
"Hey, did you see that vile book by Celine Dion with pictures of herself and goddamn babies superimposed on flower petals and shit?" "What?? Are you saying that Celine Dion not only tries to make your spine burst through the skin by raping sound recording equipment and have the shite aired on radio and TV but also by creating anti-christ art such as what you just described??"
Celine Dion is a very bad lip sync performer.
Every body sees when Celine Dion lipsyncs- the sound is impossible for her to make because of her overbite.
French Canadian female soft rock/AC singer. Responsible for such hits as My Heart Will Go On from Titanic, Where Does My Heart Beat Now, The Power Of Love, It's All Coming Back To Me Now and others.
Celine Dion sings a lot of soft rock music.
The act of tattooing "My Heart Will Go On," made famous from the 11 time Academy Award winning film "Titanic", above ones genitals... Then ending sexual relations with ones partner by ejaculating on their face and then revealing another tattoo under the shaft that reads "YOUR FACE."
Leonardo Di'Caprio expresses his love of painting on faces by removing his pants and performing "The Celine Dion" in a scene from the "Titanic." He says, "I want to paint you."