A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of being overtly drunk and getting caught surrounded by hookers while being video taped and then telling your wife you got set up after you have to confess that you've been robbed and they stole your phone.
"Man, I'm glad I left that party early, I could've gotten chavezed by those hoodrats that were all up in my business and then how was I gonna explain it to my wife?!"
When you are caught viewing hentai and your video feed gets cut by the Venezuelan government and now every website you navigate to only has inspirational video footage featuring the glorious Comandante Hugo Chavez.
“Aw man, this scene is so hot!” ... *video feed cuts* “Shit! The Venezuelans found me.” ... *Mi Comandante Chavez plays* “I’ve been Chavezed! Damn, maybe I should stop watching hentai and embrace the glory of Socialism...”
A term used in construction. When you've already completed a task and a less qualified individual comes behind you redoing, (or actually undoing) what you've already done.
I had already finished troweling the edges but, he was right behind me chavez(ing) as usual.
a nick name meaning "most amazing person you will ever meet" NOT A CHOCK BLOCKER(megan, leah)
Hey chavez, your amazing
The act of stealing another persons future girl friend, widely defined as "cock blocking" to the biggest extent but this person must be of Hispanic decent
"Wow that kid just pulled a chavez"
The current president of Venezuela. A Castro wannabe who capitalizes on world hatred of the US government to look good, protect his dictatorship and expand his outdated socialist views.
Hey, Chavez, you know that socialism is a failed economic concept, right? No serious analyst would recommend it. Chavez: Stfu, capitalist pig.
When someone is persistently being a pain the ass.
The Venezuelans got chavezed bad by Chavez.