A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bulbous male genitalia that is just as wide as it is long. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")
Some scholars mistakenly state that the cheenis is a square. Putting aside the fact that the cheenis is not two-dimensional, prominent cheenis experts have repeatedly confirmed the rounded shape of the cheenis (see, e.g., Wigglescheen, et al.; Bernhardscheen, et al.).
When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.
A perfectly square penis. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")
When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.
The place between your butt chin, aka your chin butt crack
Guy 1: Whoa, did you see that? Demi Lovato has a piece of spinach in her cheenis!
Guy 2: Ew, gross! Why did she have surgery to get a cheenis, any way? thats so disgusting!
the chapped part of a weenis (elbow)
The man refused to moisturize his weenis, so it became a cheenis.