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Cheese Please

The best way to ask for casual sex

(you walk up to your snack of choice at the club)
"Cheese please!"

Cheese Please Boogey

(v) - of or relating to the strangest imaginable sexual act or position.

Guy One: Did you ever hook up with that girl the other night dude?

Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!

by Master Exploder 69 February 26, 2009

Cheese n please

The act of giving a hand job while your fingers are covered in dorito dust.

"Why is johns cock so orange?" "Oh, he must have just recived a cheese n please."

by sgtbacon November 20, 2014

Two Cheese “Thank You Please”

When you eat a full bag of Doritos and finger a girl’s butthole.

“Dude, I just tried the Two CheeseThank You Please”!

by Zach3850 October 17, 2019