A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.
Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.
Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.
Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.
A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's. The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.
Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks. Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker! Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.
A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.
Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."
Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !
The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.
A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now. B. what? A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese! B.Ahhhh shiitttt!
Someone who's cheesy and acts like a dick.
His was a fucking cheese dick