A fork of Rural Dictionary
It's when you're trying to explain something to someone very patiently, methodically and slowly, how to do something and they're just staring silently back at you with open eyes, head just slightly tilted, and you know immediately that they don't understand a fucking thing you're talking about.
Hey Cisco, I was trying to tell that dumb beatch Ann at work yesterday how to set her VCR clock and make it stop blinking 12:00 AM and all I got was 'chicken eyes'!!
alternative method of fornication.
it was her time of the month, so we decided to put it in the chicken eye.
A small round piece of hash, usually just enough for your last joint.
"You got any hash mate?" " just a chickens eye left mate"
Chicken eyes are also known as 'Eyes For Sex'. Horney eyes. Like when little dogs are given chicken and start to hump soft toys after. People often get chicken eyes after they have been drinking alcohol
Shes got the chicken eyes for him
A co worker who is working on an unattainable project, but won't give up on it. He/she is wrestling with a forbidden area.
Glenn, you are being a Chicken Eye Wrestler. Ozone won't work, you need to let it go.
When a chicken spots a bug on the ground and cocks it's head to look at it with one eye just before it pecks it up for a meal. "Giving someone the chicken eye"
When I told that story, all I got was a chicken eye. I think they didn't believe me!