A fork of Rural Dictionary
The hands of an extremely obese woman. i.e. for use of shoveling chips into ones mouth.
"Rosie belted Len to the floor with her chip shovels."
A hot chip that is crispy enough that you can pierce the surface of another chip, allowing you to eat a chip with another chip
Mat drops his chip into his tomato sauce*
Mat- "oh no I've dropped my chip into my sauce"
Jamie- "that's a conundrum!"
Elijah- "how are you going to get that out without getting sauce on your fingers?"
Pat- "use a shovel chip"
Mat picks up the shovel chip and successfully gets the chip out of the sauce with no mess on his fingers
Mat- "Pat you're a genius, this is the best! SHOVEL CHIPS !!!!!"
a female with very large hands and a very large appetite
" foreplay was out of the question ! not with them chip shovels "
A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.
john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"
mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"