Country Dictionary

The act of being choked and fisted.

Keep Tahoe chisted.

A chist is a conditon caused by fatness. It's when one's chin extends down into the chest and becomes a single entity, a jiggling indistinguishable sloping mass of lard.

Alfred Hitchcock is perhaps a classic example of a chist. Also various facebook whores attempt to nullify or hide their chists by placing the camera above the head, looking upwards and then taking a picture from an aerial point of view using extensive lighting tricks to further obfuscate any other forms of facial fuglyness.

Chist means Gross, unclean, someone who never showers.

Adam is the example of chist

Chist is the short form of chi and hist, which means Chinese history. it is often misunderstood as christ spelled wrong, but when people say chist they mean chinese history

we have chist today, did you finish the chist homework?

Spanish for 'crap', 'dang', or any word you use to express awe, suprise or disgust.

1. Chist! My computer froze and my paper's due in two hours!

2. A). -what did u get on your report card?
B)- I got straight A's
A). chist thats good
3. Oh, Chist! My dog crapped on my bed!

Someone or something that is wack or retarded. The total opposite of being a "spess"

Delta Chi is Chiste .

One badass cuss word invented at Camp Woodward by the 'White Wolf'
Generally used for any cuss word only when sounding natural. Often replacing the word 'shit.'

Clean up your goddamn chiste.
Will you chiste that for me?
Why are you all being so chistey?