A fork of Rural Dictionary
When in a drunken stupor, you shit in between a girls tits and use the shit as lube, while proceeding to tit fuck her.
Yo I was fucking this fatty and I made her a chocolate shake
After squeezing out a nice nig biscuit, one proceeds to take the head of an unsuspecting victim and perform what is known as a swirly on the freshly crapped poo.
person1- yo man, why you got all the shit on your face person2- this douchebag just gave me a chocolate shake person1- you smell like shit
A loud, boisterous custom at The Weiner's Circle hot dog stand in Chicago, IL, where customers chant "chocolate shake" and one or more of the African-American female employees exposes and shakes her breasts.
Yo at the count of three lets all start chanting "chocolate shake."
Trying to fart in someones face while they are sleeping, but you accidentally shit in their mouth.
I Chocolate Shake my brother. So he punched me in the face.
When a girl shits in her own hand and then proceeds to jerk a man off.
The girl in the back room of the party is handing out chocolate shakes like it's happy hour at the local 5 & Diner.
When someone fills your bong with dirty poop water
I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.
The act of unloading thick (often chunky) feces into another's mouth for sexual pleasure. If The feces is runny, it's often referred to as "Soft Serve."
My girl took in my thick chocolate shake the other night, and she didn't even gag.